Hey, you! You, the guy with the saxophone. Shut the fuck up. Everyone hates it. If anyone tells you they like it, they’re lying, being polite or can’t hear you through the cotton stuffed in their ears. Nobody can believe you keep inflicting it on us. It’s worse than fingernails scratched on a blackboard. How could you possibly think it’s okay to inflict that horrific racket on us all? Stop it. Stop it now. Swallow the reed and crawl away. Forever.
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