Thank you, Mr. President, for taking credit for what Obama did. Since 2009, the economy and employment rates have steadily risen, but I give only you credit. After the Republican Great Depression, when our country was losing 700,000 jobs a month, and the Republican congress blocked every job creating bill the DemocRATS proposed, I was willing to ignore it and bury my head in the sand until God ordained you to take office. Although I can't think of a single thing you've done to affect the economy or unemployment numbers in a positive way, you get all the credit simply for physically occupying the White House.
I'll even go one step further and say what most of my right-wing brethren are afraid to: I LOVE YOU. Yes, I'm a man, but I love you with all my heart and soul. I don't care if a video surfaces showing you and Putin making out, I still won't believe it. I'll stick my fingers in my ears and go, "NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!" just like I do now with all this FAKE NEWS that comes out against you. WE OBEY YOU WITHOUT QUESTION.
I love you, Mr. President, and you'll go down as the GREATEST one of all time. Time for me to take a cold shower...
MAGA this and MAGA that! <3