Hey asshats at little crater lake campground this past Friday night. Learn to camp you morons. Not a person around and you obvious noobs pitch up next to us, and drive up in us in a Jeep and camping platforn with headlights pointing into our tent. Hope our old ass loud sex was annoying. You're fortunate I kept my partner from attacking you with our hatchet. Oh and I really hope the battery was dead as your brain trust forgot to close the back doors, too bad there are no bears up there to eat you urbanists
Asshat Campers on Mt Hood
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