Hey asshole! Sorry that my merge jammed up your speedy trek on broadway today(you were one of those Iโm gonna punch it so you canโt go dicks).
Then, once you were behind me decided to honk like a bitch to which I flipped you off. I turned off shortly later so we could have a closer discussion over your assholishness but you kept going.
Buddy, I would of fucked you up. Physically and or mentally had you pulled over.
Unfortunately for you, I will never forget your vehicle as it stands out: newer model with distinctive license plate. You fucking Uber loser, should have bought a cheaper car and used the money on anger management.