This is my tribute to all of your hard work. While I suspect it has been a group effort, nonetheless the project can be declared a success. It has taken years, and kudos are deserved by everyone, but I'll call these out: To the pre-roll tube leaver - the neighborhood kids are making arts and crafts from them now, thanks for putting them on the path to the grocery store. To the laundry detergent dropper - nice job, technically you didnt have to clean up the huge spill of powder since its soap anyways, right? To the human waste dispensers - you really put this one over the top, without you this whole thing wouldn't be possible. The old wooden stairwell and my short walk is gone, you can all go home and fuck off now.
You got it done, so proud of you!
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