Stop asking

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I'm gonna say you're not the best judge of what's smarmy sounding, I,A.

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server "Here's some more water and free breadsticks, is everything good? Do you need anything else?"

you "fuck you bitch leave me alone"

You when it's time to pay "Tip? service was shitty, fuck that"

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"How is your suicidal self-loathing and crippling depression today?"

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I miss the 80’s when servers kept the bill holder tucked inside their pants, near their ass crack.