At first, I was unexpectedly aroused when when you opened up your big, semi-thick, actual, goddamned book. Some people do it for show. Not you. But, ferchrissakes, you use a pen as a bookmark! WTF! You put the pen in there, close the book, just to take a drink of your coffee. Stop, please stop doing this. It's bad on the spines. Please show proper respect or just give up books. You just did it again! You are fucking what's wrong with this world! Do you know this Bugs me? Stop staring at me. Just respect the fucking books.