I see you. I have only ever seen any of the four of you at your respective craft beer jobs, and yet I randomly stumbled on your instagrams today. They're all public. And I found out all the juicy details about how cute, hip, sour brewery girl and her boyfriend who works at a portland bottle shop are now no longer together. And hip hazy-ipa brewery with hot, same portland bottle shop working girlfriend are now no longer together. And SOME HOW, the two who work at the bottle shop are now together and the hazy ipa boy, and sour beer girl are also together!!!???

And I don't know any of you.

Ill never understand people who have their instagrams on public.