Every time you try to hide behind your kids, using them as a self-righteous shield for your terrible abuse, it makes me want to ruin your life.
Your smarmy emails and suggestions that I do anything but work my ass off are duly noted. Remember when I wouldn't have sex with you, so you went in the garage and smashed all of your stuff?
You told me these EXACT phrases:
"You're lucky as far as ex-wives go, because I never beat you"?
"You forced me to treat you this way"
You're an abusive asshole with a tiny dick. How do you sleep at night?