Don’t leave it!

Comments

1

First, you don't need parking if you live car-free. Get with the program, scro. Second, it's not to "thwart parking," it's because it's the closest location to rake them into a pile. But good luck with your drunken yardwork scheme, better hope you never encounter an angry homeowner with a hose.

2

as drunken rampages go, this one seems fairly harmless