The story of 3 dudes and their hair.
One dude kept kneading his white beard, twisting it, and turning it. Over and over, for the whole hour I was there. He better have some good idea or something because he was driving me nuts.
The next dude was stoking his long hair in the front, about 10 inches long, and 1/4 inch wide. Brushing it up and down, well mostly downstrokes. Did it make him feel good while he was checking out his iPhone? Did it make him concentrate? And then he started checking out all the girls to see if they were looking at him.
The last dude was tugging on his nubbin ponytail. I mean, over and over. Here a tug, there a tug, everywhere a tug tug. But mostly, what's with the nubbin ponytail? I must be missing something.
Come on guys, you guys are guys. You guys are not 13 year old teen girls. And dudes, what was the freaking point? What did you accomplish with all those tugs, strokes, and caresses?
Absolutely nothing. Absolutely pointless habits.