There this dude was walking in front of me, about 5 feet. Ray-bans, apple shopping bag, puffy vest with no sleeves, tight jeans, and he blew a snot rocket. Real "hipster." Does anyone say "hipster" anymore? Reminds me of the word "douche," and just a little overused. Well, I blame everything on a hipster so... whatever... I know that shit sprays so I veered away. I'm a judgmental prick and he didn't look like a snot blower, but I guess, it takes all kinds. Nonetheless, by happenstance we went to the store, and I was watching where he was going to grab the door handle so I would be sure I wouldn't grab the same spot.
Well, that's about it. But grody. And boogers ain't that bad either.
But still you know. It made me think of all those "dippy hippy" wannabes, more like young idealist phonies that think how they love all strangers being so carefree, and with the signs that say, "Free hugs."
Yeah right, like I want a hug from a stranger that could've just taken a shit, wiped their anus, and not washed their hands.
Yeah, real genius. But hugs and kisses.