At least once a week at work it happens. The double stall bathroom gets cleaned weekly by a saintly cleaning crew, and then someone takes a dump and gets poop all over the inside rim of the toilet. And just leaves it there. You have to know that you are doing this. Also- how? How is this possible? EVERY WEEK? Do you perch on the edge and angle your butt towards the wall? Is this on purpose? Are you the same person who doesn't do a courtesy double flush if the first one leaves dookie in the bowl? Because that happens as well. Do you shit and then run out of the bathroom, because it is too shameful to look at what you did? Everyone poops. Get over it. Come on gals, we can do this. We all have to share the bathroom, and I am sick of looking at your shit. Literally.
Learn how to take a dump correctly, please.
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