Wow, skunk? no. Something's burning in the furnace? No. Old glass of milk? Yess!!,, No, no. it's your hoodie. Yes, ,, yes, sigh.... You're so freaking cute, but so stinky. I hope you have some kind of olfactorific defect, or you're just , I don't know, gross, but really really cute. I'll buy you a new hoodie.
How Can You Not Know You"re Wearing Sour Clothes?
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