"don't stand by while this happens again" Like you did?

I'll bet the twist here is that IA is also the subject party. They failed at picking a fight in real life, so they came here.

I too am deathly afraid of slap fights at bar close.

@1 and @3 FTW

what was an 18 year old doing at a bar anyway?

I wrote this, I stood between the two of them until the aggressor ran off and I reported to the cops the next day. Is that okay with all of you?

I know y'all just want to take me down a peg, so if I just admit that I'm an arrogant douchebag, can we focus on the actually important issue of a violent racists being emboldened in the streets? That can't be too much to ask.