I love this post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgg9lNQ7t9Q

We love you too! xoxox

Awwwww!!! C'mere, you knucklehead!!! Live long and prosper. I came here from the same place with but $400 in my pocket, and it was the best move I ever made. Governor Tom McCall told me not to -- "Visit, but don't stay" -- but I ignore false authorities of all kinds.

I think they forgot to use the sarcasm font.

the same thing happened to me! though i spent a lot more time in one of those delightful mid western states. love you portland. and no, i'm not being sarcastic.

I really wasn't going to comment, just decided to read them expecting this poor person to be ripped to shreds by the many cynical and jaded trolls that frequent this blog. I was pleasantly surprised to see so many people supporting this view of Portland, which I happen to share. I've lived here on and off for 12 years and the vast majority of people I meet are happy, friendly, positive and yes, adorable (in a hot wax on your nipples kind of way).

Go the fuck back to the Midwest. You are the reason traffic sucks and condos are king. Go back to fucking Kansas Dorothy!