There's a lot of sexism and age-ism with the serious bike dudes. And, yes, I have overheard them rage in front of their tired-looking wives. Gotta feel sorry for the wife.
Glad you had a nice dinner with Mom.

I wonder what the bike dudes do when there's a TriMet LIFT bus in a bike lane picking up or dropping off a disabled person?

"Btw the way we went to dinner and forgot about you."

How exactly am I reading about this now, then?

...and BTW means "by the way", so you said "by the way the way".

There's a good chance it was me on the bike.

If that's the case, I'd like to point out that you forgot to mention your car was parked in the bike lane adjacent to an empty parking spot. In effect, you made it harder for your elderly Mother to exit the car safely and forced cyclists into street traffic.

Stellar work.