Oh cool, we're shutting down the fucking post office today because Bush the First died.
What the actual fucking fuck you motherfucking fuckers? Do you jackasses realize how much this fucks with people's lives? I don't mean people not getting their consumer garbage from Bezos, I mean those of us who are, say, waiting for checks in the mail? Who really needed those checks yesterday? Who are waiting for contracts, legal documents or other time-sensitive official communications? Is everything else in our lives going to somehow pause for a day?
No, no it won't. Fuck you.
PS: this virtue signaling also costs taxpayers bigly, not that that's something you'd care about.