Haiku for the Average Person - Portland Mercury | Comments

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2

Oh humanity
The sun rises and sets
Soon to cease to exist

Christina Rae on December 23, 2018 at 2:01 PM

5

Carpetbagging fools
Soiled their own nest, now here
Fuck off, take a hike

Captain Obvious on December 28, 2018 at 9:36 AM

6

My IQ dropped a few points just reading this

Aurelius141 on December 28, 2018 at 7:09 PM

7

Opinion noted
But IDGAF cuz
Your mom disagrees

Satorical on January 3, 2019 at 11:16 AM

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