You, as a manager, are always wondering why we aren't that busy anymore. You're always coming up with some dumb idea of how to increase sales etc. We all know more competition has arrived and many now get their things online. I casually mentioned last year that our small parking lot is perpetually occupied by several employee cars (they know the rules that you don't care to enforce).
Now it's totally out of hand. Go out to the parking lot during our busiest times and watch as customers pull in and then leave. You know where they go don't you? To our competition! You know why don't you? Our lazy coworkers!

maybe if you'd enforce the rules, customers could park, we can make sales and everyone will be happy. dumbasses.....