You make fun of the “Portland snowpocolypse” for the two years you’ve been here, and you make the point to show up to work, mock us portlanders, smug fucker, yeah I’ve never spent a winter in Chicago, you go bro, did I say Thank you for showing up today? Thank you! I’m going to go make another mimosa. Oh look, it’s starting to melt. Thanks again, bro!
Thank God For The Transplants!
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