OMG that is HILARIOUS.

I am stunned that this isn't a daily occurrence in the Pearl.

I know a guy who had this happen to him. But it was the home speaker in the kitchen and his born again Christian wife was in there having her morning coffee. She kicks him out for a couple of weeks, but he get back in her good graces. She forgave him because he "promises" he won't ever watch porn again. Ha! Now he just makes double sure the Bluetooth is off.