Yes, yes, yes, we all know you're a badass and can drive in the snow. BIG WHOOP. I wish you all would shut the hell up about Oregonians being unable to drive in said so. This city calls it a day when there's an inch of snow and to some, yeah, that might be a bit of an overreaction. Here's the deal, though:

If you have kids, it's a snow day. If your employer pays for a snow day, it's a free vacation day. The city comes to a standstill. If you have traction devices, the roads are essentially yours for the taking. The parks are filled with people have a great time sledding.

Nobody cares or is impressed that you drove in deeper snow back home. If you don't like the way we do snow here: MOVE BACK HOME.

So, stop with the egotistical tweets and let Portland be Portland. Trust me, enough of you morons have moved here so that someday soon the city might not call it a day due to a mere inch of snow.... and that'll be the end to the fun.