The fuck? In just one resent week, here’s where I’ve found the many wipe-n-go installations. On the keypad at the grocery store check out, dashboard of car2go, elevator button, and lastly the bottle drop kiosk at a Walgreens. I’ve lived here a long time and have never seen so many gross ass booger wipers. You’re all men and I’m sure you're all transplants. I hope this doesn’t become the new norm like red light running.
Booger exhibits
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