You're new on the job as the fish guy at the shitty grocery store I go to when the better ones are closed. You're probably older than Bernie Sanders. Nobody told you how to wrap the fish filets properly because of course they didn't. So you crumpled my salmon up into a wad and the sticker was too bent to scan later. You kept apologizing but you didn't have to. That's probably how you wrap gifts too. I get it. I just hope somebody at home loves you and takes care of you when you need it. People your age shouldn't have to fucking work.