I've preferred khakis to jeans before they were misappropriated by angry pent-up losers with antiquated views. When they see me, vultures hit me up for $ (sometimes aggressively, like a wimpy snivelling milktoast 'stop yelling I'll give you my money') Do these needy think Incels are the only ones willing to give to those hard-up for short-change? Thankfully its winter now, I wear duct-taped rainpants over my khakis and no one asks me for anything.
The Slacks Have It
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