This weekend was a missed opportunity but it got me thinking. You have been programmed to not be passive aggressive. Ok. Here’s what you’re gonna do: the next possible snow day, you’ll prepare for it. The day before the next snowpocolypse(best case scenario they call for it on a Monday, so you can prep Saturday under ther cover of “catching up “, and your plan has an extra day to cook/ferment/ mold) ok so you clear out your refrigerator of all expired condiments, old take out containers, your neighbors take out left overs, and you put them all in the work fridge, slightly accidentally nudging the temperature a little higher, say, 42?
And then call snow day on (preferably Monday, see above). That’s how you win, cuz he’ll figure it out eventually and mutter to himself.