Hey Pacific Power,

You are turning me into a foil wearing conspiracy theorist which I don't want to be. That bank of Smart Meters you installed right outside of my bedroom wall is causing me headaches, heart palpitations and lack of sleep. If I'm going to wake up with red rings around my eyes and a blasting ear ringing headache everyday I would at least liked to have the pleasure of having gotten sh**ty drunk the night before. Being slowly poisoned with high intensity radio frequency is only cool if I have my own YouTube channel to vent to. Which I don't! Thanks for the cancer.