You,late for your reservation without calling, increasing your party size at the last minute. You order 5 bottles of wine while your 3 children destroy the restaurant. They are wandering around other dining rooms, hanging on banisters, disturbing other guest's dinners. One of your children fills up the toilet with paper towels an clogs it, so badly that we can't plunge it and now have to pay a plumber to come fix. Then, minutes later, your children are spotted in the other restroom with handfuls of paper towels, plotting to clog yet another toilet. When confronted, kindly and politely, and made aware of what your heathens have done, you say that the toilet was already clogged when you arrived. You ask, "Where are my daughters? Are they in the men's restroom?", and proceed to knock on the restroom door. Your daughters are not in the restroom, and you ask me where they are. Lady, these are your kids.
Please, if you can't manage your children in public, stop reproducing. Or stay home....all the time.