White Baby, Enlightened



You are literally complaining about a baby staring at you. Reflect upon that for a moment. Have you encountered a baby before? This is what they fucking do! They stare at anyone that crosses their path. Usually they smile, it's cute. They have yet to physiologically develop the capacity for understanding that that there are self-centered, condescending assholes like yourself in the world that will project their own biases onto them. Way to be, brah.


Nine times out of ten when an infant scowls it's because it has gas.


If a baby is staring at you it is curious and by smiling and talking to the baby the baby will interact with you, depending on the baby's personality. Most babies will smile back. Some may look away and then peek at you, because they are shy or they are unsure. Some babies may be startled by a stranger's interaction and cry. Babies are barely formed humans who are learning as their brains grow at an astronomical rate - especially in the first 3 years.

Now what said baby's mother does when you do this will give you a good indication as to what kind of person she is, but a baby is a baby, innocent and curious and deserving of nothing but kindness and compassion from the world, always.


This weekend I was somewhere and a baby who was not of my same ethnic group stared at me. I waved and smiled. Mom smiled. Gee- was that hard? No. It was cute.


No shit. A 3 month old frowned at me on the bus because it just knew that I'm Jewish. It's mom must be a neo-nazi.


With such a supportive comments field, I wonder why a person of color would be uncomfortable in this city.


One of the better troll posts I've seen in a long time. 9/10


Totally fake, written by a white male with a chip on his shoulder. There is no such thing as a baby that judges skin color. And there's no such thing as an adult black person who would project racism onto a baby like that.


This is the dumbest drivel ever published by IAnonomous. Congratulations PeaBrain, you’ve accused a baby, A BABY FOR GODS SAKE, of racism. Your apparent stupidity knows no bounds. Your’s will forever be the stupidest, densest, most inane shit ever published in this column. How proud you must be of the eternal low bar you’ve set. Idiot.


Having reread this racist drivel I’ve realized it’s a hoax. Ain’t no way someone’s actually that messed up in the head. Congratulations and well done! Pretty funny stuff, speaks of the times we’re in. Your award for the stupidest shit ever posted on IAnonymous is hereby rescinded.


It's time for a baby bus ban.


...this is obviously satire but it is fun watching people basically have strokes over an IA.