You’ll Find Your Keys on 49th in a Bush

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Committing a crime and bragging about it because you are pissed off at other people committing crimes and you've "had enough." Makes total sense.

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@Christina Rae I think the OP caught someone basically vandalizing and stealing property, whilst seemingly annoyed that said person is trespassing on their parking lot. Yeah, eye for an eye here. I see the irony. Big deal, it’s hilarious. Sure they’re flowers, but still. Imagine my reaction when someone desecrated my 25 year old lilac bush a few years ago. Sometimes it’s little things like the above, that are amusing. The person stealing, met their match.

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I say hooray for the car key gnome and boo for the posey pincher.

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The hero we all deserve.

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Was she a larger youngish lady with boring nothing-colored hair? Sort of too non descript to describe. Like a dish rag?

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ftw

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I think a good backdrop to this post would be Kyle MacLachlan singing the Portland anthem in season 2, episode 9 of Portlandia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJLQfOQbtyE

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@Runner150 🙄 Gross. Do we really have to always revert back to that shitshow?