I, Anonymous Mar 15, 2019 at 5:56 pm

You’ll Find Your Keys on 49th in a Bush

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Committing a crime and bragging about it because you are pissed off at other people committing crimes and you've "had enough." Makes total sense.

Christina Rae on March 15, 2019 at 6:55 PM Report this
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I say hooray for the car key gnome and boo for the posey pincher.

cassie mae on March 16, 2019 at 1:12 AM Report this
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The hero we all deserve.

DespratelySeekingSubtlety on March 16, 2019 at 9:23 AM Report this
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ftw

kristofarian on March 16, 2019 at 1:39 PM Report this

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