Hey guys, if your gonna let the tp run out in your bathroom, guess what? It’s gonna get ugly fast. I came in today and plunked down to have my afternoon crap in your customer restroom only to find zero tp. Just paper towels that I had to waddle over to retrieve. There was a line to get in and the risk of clogging the toilet with shit paper seemed high. I threw my shit paper into the garbage. Lots of shit paper, like enough to wall paper the wall. It stank and I had to jet but ffs, keep it stocked!!!

-the shitterer