I was sitting in the outdoor chair, enjoying my beverage on this nice spring day. You rode up on your bike, smiling and looking very beautiful. It took three seconds before I realized I was in love with you. You went inside and I just thought to myself; I’m not your type, I’m old and kinda ugly so poor me.
I also didn’t want to hassle you but like I said I WAS I love.
I was also in love when I passed by your bicycle minutes later and sniffed your essence from your seat and proceeded to cycled through all the things you might be up to, as a young attractive person.
Nobody saw me (I think) and I could have just took your seat and brought it home. Maybe next time