This one goes out to the people that insist on bringing their dogs into my store that are obviously not service animals. Look, I love dogs . Your dog is probably really cool , it probably wears a bandana on its neck at the river and catches frisbees. BUT , unless itβs an actual service animal you canβt bring it into the store. Look in the mirror and repeat after me : β I am so morally bankrupt that I will lie about being disabled so I can bring my dog into the bar so people will pay attention to me β. Now try this phrase on for size :β Iβm a fucking dick β. You fucking dick!