This one goes out to the people that insist on bringing their dogs into my store that are obviously not service animals. Look, I love dogs . Your dog is probably really cool , it probably wears a bandana on its neck at the river and catches frisbees. BUT , unless it’s an actual service animal you can’t bring it into the store. Look in the mirror and repeat after me : “ I am so morally bankrupt that I will lie about being disabled so I can bring my dog into the bar so people will pay attention to me “. Now try this phrase on for size :” I’m a fucking dick “. You fucking dick!