But I guess you can’t afford a leash? Fuck you! What a selfish prick. People in this neighborhood may not be the biggest fans of dogs. Having one of the largest breeds of dog and not putting it on a leash is fucking disrespectful. Fuck you, tech bro. At least walk your fucking dog and not look at your phone the whole time.
You can afford a Great Dane?
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