You can afford a Great Dane?



did the dog actually do something to you, or are you just another hypochondriac that's afraid of the ever bursting bubble that encapsulates you?


To be fair, if they did have that big fucker on a leash, there's nothing to stop them from being pulled into traffic and squashed like a bug too. So they're probably smart not to lash themselves to that particular mast...iff.


@3 You could always let go of the leash