You can afford a Great Dane?

Comments

1

did the dog actually do something to you, or are you just another hypochondriac that's afraid of the ever bursting bubble that encapsulates you?

3

To be fair, if they did have that big fucker on a leash, there's nothing to stop them from being pulled into traffic and squashed like a bug too. So they're probably smart not to lash themselves to that particular mast...iff.

4

@3 You could always let go of the leash