Made in the shade



I think it's because these jerks don't want anyone looking at them while their doing stupid while driving. Cowards.


@2 I used to think that too. It makes sense if you are druggin and thuggin to have tinted windows. But what I see is actually just regular people with severely tinted windows. Fear. So much fear out there. How about checking on this when they have to get registration? It is out of hand.


I got tinted windows because the light's on new cars are too bright. And because I'm really attractive, and it was too distracting for other drivers. I was causing between 10 to 15 accident's a day. I like to think of myself as pretty altruistic, but there's a line you know? I'm not gonna get surgery to dampen the Adonis effect of my perfect countenance, I'm not even sure that modern medicine has a cure for the flawless physiognomy that I have grown into. Additionally, I feel like it would be against God, against nature itself, to augment or reduce what can only be objectively described as perfection. I do not posses the hubris, the sense of self-importance required to feel that I, a lowly man, would be justified to turn will to action and destroy the worldly actualization of the dreams of angels.

I thought getting tinted windows was a reasonable compromise, but if it really bothers you that much I'll get them changed back. I'm sorry, I didn't realize that my decision hurt you so deeply. I'm sorry that I caused you so pain. I'm sorry that I have advanced the cycle of hate, and I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me. It wasn't my intention to hurt you. I was just trying to shield you from the inexorable captivating effects of my ineffable beauty.