I stopped by the grocery store a couple of days ago and happened upon a crazy spectacle. There was a woman with a bulldog and apparently the dog took an enormous shit on the floor right in front of the bakery case. Despite the fact that there were at least a dozen people sitting at tables nearby eating breakfast who witnessed this episode, the women acted as if no one had seen what happened and grabbed a doughnut box and bakery tissue to pick up the turds. She then walked over to the espresso stand, tossed the faces in the garbage can, ordered a coffee and at no point asked for a mop or anything to clean up the floor. WTF?
Clean Up in Aisle Poo
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