Hey dick head, or should I call you Mr. Dick Head? Yes The bottle of wine costs $15 retail, but to have it in the establishment, with live music playing AND being served it costs more. What? Where you born under a rock. If you don't want to pay the mark up for things out in town then buy them at your local grocery store and bring them home ass hole. Oh...Cool I just poured that bottle of wine for you and after explaining the corkage or 'in house' fee apparently I am not entitled to a tip...Thanks Mr. Dick Head, enjoy the live music, enjoy the establishment and go fuck yourself! Cheers!
Psst, hey dick head. TIP!
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