I Can't Fucking Wait...

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1

Mom?

2

DHS. Pretty sure CPS means something different here. Also, the suburbs here are frightening: An urban growth boundary means that all the Whiskey Tango, protected witnesses, and disgruntled retirees are in closer proximity than they'd ever be anywhere else.

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@ Phlegmmy, just some background info. In Oregon and Multnomah County the system map as follows: CAT (Child Abuse Team) comprised of PPB and Gresham Detectives, the DA office, CARES (Child Abuse Response and Evaluation Services) and the DHS (Department of Human Services) of which the CPS (Child Protective Services) is a division, all comprise the MDT (Multidisciplinary Team). An MDT exists in every county of Oregon.

4

only move to the suburbs if you plan on buying a home (family) in a good school district. NEVER rent in the burbs unless you live in California, I guess.... Suburb apartments are mostly NW entitled Trash.

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I'm with both @2 and @4 here. The suburbs here are an absolute hellscape of the worst individuals this state has to offer. It's a shame that, for many immigrant families in this state, they're the first and sometimes only place they can afford. Angry white retirees, white trash who never met a lift kit or open exhaust pipe they didn't like and, just for fun, white supremacists and nationalists who have no issue menacing the immigrant neighbors who had the misfortune of finding affordable housing in these places. Either that, or you're in West Lynn, Lake Oz, and Bethany and surrounded by McMansion Racists who send their kids off to rallies in Fred Perry polos while narrowly avoiding tax evasion and embezzlement charges at home. The urban growth boundary needs to be far tighter, if only to force these folks onto homesteads or into evil-villain lairs in the mountains or along the coastal cliffs.