Yay! You got a job and you’re doing good. We all like you too, even though you clock in and then go right to the shitter. You’re not in there for too long and I’m pretty sure you wash your hands. Here’s the deal though: not only do you stink it up the bathroom with your funk, it follows you for a few hours as well. It’s bad my friend. Real bad. I’d tell you but I just met you and that’s not my kind of icebreaker..