i ordered an "impossible" burger at a local grocer today and then at the point where i saw one of the hapless and possibly uncaring workers sprinkle something into it then look around suspiciously, i bolted. Yeah it was also 10 minutes elapsed and not busy enough for the staff to be just overwhelmed. Let's add some other words besides impossible about this customer experience

Deplorable. people skills. If you want to make your customers unhappy make them put their order in the box instead of just taking it from them when there is no other customers around and there are no other orders pending

Inane: You have a sign saying order the impossible burger! Try ordering the Impossible burger. You will be told you cant just order and impossible burger. You have to fill out the sandwich form. But wait there is no Impossible burger listed on the sandwich form. Use the other field you dumb customer! Dont you know anything?

Priceless: ordering an impossible burger and listing your name for Absit and hearing:
Impossible Burger For Absit! as you walk out heading for the deli that knows how to treat customers.