Are you serious?
Gimme a break of that good fucking lord, Jesus fucking Christ, Kit Kat bar.
You want me to check in my tote that's hanging on my arm that is not very far off from a purse while I'm shopping in this Thrift Store?
Okay, let me think. You think I want to steal a 3.99 shirt? Or a pot? Or a pan? Or whatever else?
No doubt it happens. No doubt this makes up your whole day watching who walks in the store and with what kind of bag. No doubt this is about you, and your childhood going years back.
It reminds me of someone I know who runs a "drink" shop and won't let anyone use the bathroom without a purchase, and will argue with people who asks to use the bathroom upon entry, and who he thinks will not purchase anything.
Get over yourself! Don't be so fucking pathetic! Not everyone is out to get you. Not everyone has bad intentions.