I actually like this post. Ring of truth.

imagine anyone trying to act ghetto while listening to two ladies sing prince covers

“Painfully obvious bi-curious girlfriend” here. Aside from the above being an inaccurate reporting of what happened, I am surprised that the Mercury would print such a thinly veiled racist and biphobic rant. P.S. Be sure to share with us which etiquette school you went to, so we may pursue our studies elsewhere.