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The Bathroom

by Anonymous • May 10, 2019 at 4:02 pm

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You use the toilet first upon arriving to work. Then on your first break. Then on your lunch. Then on your second break. Then before you go home. You use whole rolls of TP and PT all to yourself. Yea, yea, yea, we all gotta shit and piss, wash our hands, but do you ever consider to think how excessive you are about your bathroom usage? Imagine all the hours you spend in a bathroom? I'm disgusted thinking about you.

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