My coworker pooped twice a day at work, with each session being approximately 15 minutes long. I added up how much he got paid to poop:
Hourly wage: $30
30 minutes total each day spent pooping: $15 a day.
$15 x 5 day work week: $75
$75 x 4 weeks: $300 a month
$300 x 12 months: $3,600 a year.
Always get paid to poop. Always.
Colitis is a real thing.
You must be a huge creep.
My coworker pooped twice a day at work, with each session being approximately 15 minutes long. I added up how much he got paid to poop:
Hourly wage: $30
30 minutes total each day spent pooping: $15 a day.
$15 x 5 day work week: $75
$75 x 4 weeks: $300 a month
$300 x 12 months: $3,600 a year.
$3,600 a year... to poop.
Court is adjourned.