Mr. Lincoln, you're still my favorite president BUT you were dead wrong about The South. It is a stinking hole of mental, physical, and spiritual decay. Because of the Civil War, we missed the opportunity to seal the border — now the Confederacy has metastasized. The politicos have sucked up to these backward ignoramuses and the Southern strategy of both parties has enabled America's enemies to rule us. I AM FUCKING SICK OF THE SOUTH. Can I get a neutron bomb?
It's the South
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