"But don’t worry," said Alabama State Senator Clyde Chambliss: “The egg in the lab doesn’t apply. It’s not in a woman. She’s not pregnant.” Oh, you say that you care about "life" and you incessantly prattle about "the babies" but we all know that you do not give two shits about children, their food, their welfare, their education, their safety, their air, their water — YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT ACTUAL CHILDREN IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER. In fact, you send military operatives to rain bombs on cities that are teeming with living children — even pregnant women — and you sleep soundly at night because . . . (I don't know how you do it — feel free to enlighten me in the comments). We all know that whether you are a man or a woman, you believe in your heart that freedom is not for women. Drudgery and confinement is for women; freedom is for men. I loathe you all.