So i was kind of surprised when i came home and someone had mowed my lawn (and flowers?) and left the clippings all over the sidewalk. Portland is truly the most passive aggressive city on earth. Not everyone is a bored retiree with time to spend on their garden or a real estate flipper looking to unload properties to tech bro transplants. I've owned a home in this neighborhood for about 20 years and I really like my neighbors. Sure my yard was SLIGHTLY overgrown, but when i mow it i tend to sweep the sidewalk or rake. next time you need something to mow, please stick your face in the blades. Then maybe you won't have to look at your neighbors houses!
To the person who aggressively mowed my lawn
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